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Gift Demotivational Poster

WOODEN STAKE - Oh Edward! I have a gift for you! Come on out, you sparkly bastard!

TAGS: twilight stake edward cullen gift kill vampire
Rating: 3.46/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 7, 2012, 3:15 pm
Love the choice of words; it's hilarious XD

LIFE IS A GIFT GIVER (NOT A GREAT ONE THOUGH) - When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and remember that it's the thought that counts

20 Something -

N.O.T.H.I.N.G - A perfect gift For the one who has everything.



TAGS: mothers days thanks love gifts
Rating: 4.34/5

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Chrysophase2003 - May 20, 2012, 9:28 pm
She wants the credit for me being pulled into this world, she's getting the blame too.
Hawamleh - May 14, 2012, 10:26 am
5l poster, 10 lion comment.
GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:37 pm
Good thoughts, DJ. So I went to visit mom. I kinda feel bad about not stayin’ so long, but my brother’s storage facility was quite stuffy, and that urn always gives me the creeps….especially that dang happy face.


TAGS: us air force men gift to women
Rating: 2.77/5

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temp - October 4, 2009, 6:42 pm
Is it me or is she a little cross-eyed. Like she's trying real hard to see what's there. I think maybe she changed her mind because it also looks like she's covering up.
FrankY - September 30, 2009, 10:22 am
For what I've seen Ron mix nice and funny posters with these patriotic (stupid) stuff. Sorry, I prefer the others, with all respect.
Airman - September 28, 2009, 10:49 am
truer words were never spoken Mr. Ron. 5L
LogicDude - September 28, 2009, 7:52 am
"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades Woody.
Woodywood03a - September 28, 2009, 1:33 am
Uh... That is almost a NSFW. Really man!!!!
WTFO2 - September 28, 2009, 12:14 am
We aim high and those of us in Space, send them into orbit.
Marineav - September 28, 2009, 12:07 am
Yeah, they give women something to laugh at.

CHRISTMAS SWEATERS - The gift that says I hate you!

TAGS: gift meaning hate
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 26, 2012, 10:34 pm
Well I thinks it safe to say the guy in the middle bottom row...never will get married...the others their mother-in-laws gave them the sweaters teehee.
Silverheart - December 26, 2012, 8:06 pm

At leasr not to women good enough to prevent them from putting on those nightmarish sweaters. 5 'gee thanks grandma' Lions
greentea - December 26, 2012, 7:32 pm
Would it be safe to a**ume that none of these men are married?

MOTHER'S DAY - The perfect gift.

TAGS: mothersday gifts humor
Rating: 4.6/5

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Iconoclast - May 1, 2012, 10:27 pm
Prescription: Take a pill after dinner and go to bed.

VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!

PERFECT GIFT FOR HOMER - Who wants a cold one?

TAGS: beer homer gift simpson
Rating: 4.11/5

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jejeloman - November 18, 2011, 10:09 pm
lol that would be nice too XD !!!
TWOEDGE - November 18, 2011, 12:25 pm
Do they make bacon suspenders too?


LOVE - You gave me the greatest gift in the world ... ...your love

TAGS: love gift
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - October 1, 2012, 7:27 pm
rerun - October 1, 2012, 7:22 pm

excellent, you should also consider submitting some of your work to motitwist


TAGS: complaints are gifts
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:07 pm
When she hit 40 she started counting backwards, so now I lost. I just put 1 candle on the cake, it's safer that way.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
She was older than you WHEN you married her eh? How 'bout now?
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:05 pm
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Rotater cuff troubles? *sigh*
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:03 pm
Hey, my wife works retail so...On that note when I married her she was older than me; I should have thought that one through.
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks to health issues, I pitch softballs.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
LMAO,,,Aggy knew
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 4:00 pm
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:58 pm
OK, here goes...Pitchers and Catchers are g** male slang for...
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:55 pm
Baseball is a wholesome American, and sometimes Canadian pasttime. I honestly don't see where this is coming from.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:53 pm
*the door is open*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:52 pm
Am I being flirted with?
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:51 pm
But you do, aggy. I swear. Just you're more of a knuckle-ball pitcher. I like to rely on my slider, and the heat. (Actually I couldn't pitch worth a d*** but I was a decent catcher, though.)
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:48 pm
*hmmmm, somebody once worked retail*
agdaniele - October 31, 2009, 3:47 pm
Looking at Sean's posters always reminds me to stop thinking that I make good posters.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:42 pm
Saw it in the forum. Hilarious. And oddly motivating.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:41 pm
I just uploaded a new Bulgy Christmas poster for you...stay tuned!
Sean - October 31, 2009, 3:39 pm
Thanks, Bone.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 3:36 pm


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


TAGS: dumb gift
Rating: 4.89/5

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HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:59 pm
dy2012 - May 3, 2012, 12:28 am
lol nice

ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.


TAGS: unwanted gift of fruitcake
Rating: 4.12/5

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katwitch91 - June 18, 2012, 3:58 pm
I know it's supposed to be fruitcake, but I see pizza. lol

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! - Daddy is so proud of you... now, could you snatch another beer for me,son?


TAGS: we have a lovely gift for your trouble
Rating: 3.94/5

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Treehodger - February 17, 2010, 10:01 pm
f***ing priceless. I'd buy a pack, just to show it to people.


TAGS: daily life god gift lol
Rating: 3/5

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nettimato - May 3, 2010, 5:04 am
lol epic face at nine o'clock
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 19, 2009, 3:15 pm
Take your own advice.....stop making these posters.


VALENTINE'S DAY - Because telling her you love her and buying her things the other 364 days of the year is just not good enough.

LOVE - Is a gift you can share with everyone

TAGS: love gift share everyone give
Rating: 4.67/5

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Mistyblu - March 5, 2012, 1:08 pm
posted in motitwist..thanks!
Sho - March 2, 2012, 12:13 am
You should post at Moti-Twist


TAGS: door sign gifted wytch
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cloudchaser - August 14, 2011, 1:59 am
The other night, a touron making online reservations called me and asked what the tag saying "rates change during stay" meant. I was very polite and said "rates go up on the weekend," but was thinking "exactly what it says, you touron"
Verdeckt - August 13, 2011, 9:25 pm
Post to Stupid Humans also.

XMAS - Deleted

BEST XMAS GIFT EVER! - Drink the milk and eat the cookies, Santa: OR ELSE.

TAGS: santa best xms gift
Rating: 3.1/5

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CoolioIndeed - April 23, 2010, 5:25 pm
It will put your eye out, kid!

life lessons -

TAGS: life pain teacher gift
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 3, 2013, 3:33 pm
That is so true it hurt5.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:35 pm

Oh, Shoooo~~I am very well-educated....5weepyLs

7 11 TO THE RESCUE - Yep...he's starting his Christmas Shopping.

TAGS: last minute gifts men shopping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:30 pm
Actually, I get it easy. I celebrate Christmas and Ukrainian Christmas. Those I couldn't get for in time for the 1st xmas, I make them wait til the 2nd one :). Thanks for the tip Bolverk.
Bolverk3778 - December 23, 2012, 7:54 pm
There's an easier way to shop for Christmas presents- Use the January Sales when you can still remember what they wanted from the Christmas just gone!!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
Be a hun and grab me a pack too. Seems I've been a little lazy this year with my shopping. Thanks for the L's!
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 4:39 pm
So...whatchya doing here writing comments? Get goin' on that shopping teehee. Thanks for the votes.
GaryO - December 23, 2012, 3:58 pm
‘Oh, thank heaven…….’ 5Looks down the miscellaneous aisle…..and thank heaven for the five pack
Silverheart - December 23, 2012, 3:07 pm

I'm one of the better ones. I start my Xmas shopping on 12/23. 5 shoddily wrapped gifts.

IT 'S TIME - to start planning your holiday shopping

TAGS: perfect gift
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 11, 2012, 1:22 pm
Yep...I'll never forget the Christmas I got a Breadmaker and a new dustpan from the ex. Hence the term ex!

Experiences -

TAGS: food gas unaccustomed the gift of flight
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2014, 2:59 am
I'm guessing that's taking off into outer space? Bwahahaha!
MissPriss - May 30, 2014, 12:20 am
Thank gawd he seems to have no knowledge of pork n' beans and fried onion sandwiches...launching in 5L...4...3...2...1

Christmas-ade -

gifts -

TAGS: gifts suspicion
Rating: 5/5

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BobbEdwards - September 24, 2013, 11:08 pm
Cats are worse. Mine reacts to nanners as if they were poison, his ears go flat, he hisses and then runs away to hide. Jeez. Mind you, this is an animal who loves to l'ick his b'ootie - usually while I'm eating dinner :-P

Bizarre Trivia -

TAGS: *** and the city secret life american teenager condoms is not the gift where it s just the thought that counts you actually have to use them
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:57 pm
And if I was, lol, I was framed! Framed most likely by the missus herself.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2014, 2:56 pm
Lol! No way, man. It's the wife's shows, I can hear it from the other room. Anytime I hear either theme song, I get out a piece of leather and bite down on it and go into convulsions. I wouldn't be caught dead watching any of this.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:00 pm
Cynic, buddy, I luv ya, I really do, but I think you need to stop watching all of these TV shows, man. You need a hobby like stamp collecting or stalking, so long as it's not this, man.

Gifts -


HOLIDAYS - Sometimes The Best Presents Should Remain In The Box. Happy Holidays Motifakers

TAGS: holiday gift best wishes rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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showmeone - March 20, 2011, 2:29 pm
Nuts...for Xmas again??


TAGS: best gift ever happy holidays
Rating: 4.73/5

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steve1961 - December 18, 2012, 12:49 am
I agree. He's still an annoying little birdie but he's no Timmie. I count him amongst my non-enemies.
Sho - December 17, 2012, 6:57 pm
GaryO - December 17, 2012, 6:39 pm
Hear, hear, Missy. The lad is actually a gem that has proven himself quite sporting in the forums, and has never hinted at anything of a low nature nor has he ever been defamatory to others, but still…..he is fowl.



TAGS: box gift friend
Rating: 4.62/5

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TAGS: gift
Rating: 4.6/5

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TAGS: gift does matter mariand
Rating: 4.24/5

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Greeny - March 11, 2012, 5:29 am
English is not everyone's first language; the gist is still there
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
What the hell kinda syntax is that??

DAD'S POETRY - You never know when the muse will strike

SORRY LADIES... - I got him for 90% off at a store closing, so their are no returns. But, you could always regift it...



TAGS: girl gift
Rating: 2.19/5

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pro - December 18, 2008, 10:25 pm
No, Fatt Matt is on to something. Maybe she doesn't s****** but keeps it in her cheeks?
Blueglass - December 18, 2008, 3:29 pm
Get her a sandwich for her birthday. Immediately.
Sean - December 1, 2008, 5:00 pm
No, it's not just you. You both do. Bye.
Fatt Matt - December 1, 2008, 4:37 pm
Is it just me, or does this chick seem to have a huge head for her body?
me - September 18, 2008, 10:24 pm
Either I dont get what the joke is, or this just sucks
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:25 pm
The nicest part about that motifake is that it was spelled correctly and had a moderately attractive image. Otherwise it sucked.


TAGS: girl gift
Rating: 1.83/5
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 6:49 pm
I've got a present in my pants she can unwrap
eric - October 18, 2008, 6:51 am
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:23 pm
WTF? At least this wasn't an "All-Female Party." But is there a point to this ****e?

She Said -

TAGS: gifts husband wife misunderstood injury
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 21, 2017, 10:37 pm
Thanks for the welcome back folks. I didn't escape them Canna. They've got me making posters for them in exchange for a razor and a coke once a month.
Cannabal - May 20, 2017, 10:44 pm
So how did you escape the poachers this time, Ms. Yeti?
JesusWept - May 18, 2017, 5:17 pm
More good news :D
lgvernon - May 18, 2017, 1:59 pm

I want to like this forty-hundred times. Good to see ya, Missy. And yes, I can finally see!
JesusWept - May 18, 2017, 10:12 am
MISSY!! xoxoxox and ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 18, 2017, 2:38 am
Welcome back, Priss!!!!!! Missed you!!!!! HUGZ!
Silverheart - May 17, 2017, 11:53 pm

She's baa-aack! And I couldn't be happier!^^^

Essence -

Enrichment -

TAGS: men women *** gifts christmas
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 7, 2016, 9:19 pm
Very funny.
EmilioDumphque - December 7, 2016, 12:33 am
Well, Charles Beach probably was a "size queen".
Pushkin - December 6, 2016, 10:19 pm
Thank you.
Reality Lord - December 6, 2016, 1:54 pm



TAGS: gifts death love clough quote
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 31, 2016, 3:08 pm
Switched to PM. HUGZ!
lgvernon - December 30, 2016, 11:35 am

So bummed I am barely mobile. More eye surgery in the offing. I totally suck right now.
mizzdizz - December 30, 2016, 7:24 am
Oh @#$%!!!!! Glad you were some place safe! See you when you get back. HUGZZZZ!!!!!
lgvernon - December 29, 2016, 6:12 pm

And I spoke too soon. Woke up this morning to a foggy bedroom. Off to the doctor I went. Probably more surgery. If I were camping, I'd have fallen in the fire by now!
mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 2:29 pm
YAY!!!!!! (happy dance!)
lgvernon - December 28, 2016, 10:02 am

Looks like the eye surgeries are over, knock on wood. Thanks!
mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 8:41 am
Excellent as always IgV! Glad you're back----at least for now! ^!
lgvernon - December 27, 2016, 8:22 pm

Thank you, darlin'!
JesusWept - December 27, 2016, 8:21 pm
Nice one, vern! Welcome back ;)

Em’s Legacy -

TAGS: a gift horse sorta
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:28 am
Luv where you drop kicked this ! LOL! 5L
concern3 - February 21, 2015, 1:59 pm
5er another gem

Generosity -

TAGS: christmas gift give receive generosity
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - December 25, 2014, 8:13 am
So, uh, Prissy, if you don't feel the need to quit, I left the receipt for those nicotine patches in the box, so Happy Boxing Day, eh.
MissPriss - December 24, 2014, 4:12 pm
You told me you wanted that dyck ring! Ah, sure someone around the forum would be more than deserving of it. Go ahead re-gift it you ungrateful bastrad! A 5L Merry Christmas to you and yours Canna!

Mother's Day, 1978 -

TAGS: crappy mother s day gifts from children
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 11, 2015, 1:51 am
Hey, its got a Heart on it! I'd love it!! Of course in 1978, my parents would have burned it as music from Satan himself!!! Ohhhh yes! My parents were part of THAT movement! LOL! Luv this! too funny! 5 LOL lions!

Sales Stands -



TAGS: valentine gift 70s stylin profilin
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - February 15, 2015, 4:32 am
lol...ya!!!...and women will say, typical manly thought...hehehe
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:32 am
Disco Dan The Man! Where'd you dig up that image? Your high school yearbook? ROTFL! 5L!
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 9:07 pm
egg zactly

Wrapped With Love -

TAGS: gift giving give your heart
Rating: 4.75/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 8, 2014, 4:03 am
Disappointment makes a lousy gift.
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:35 pm
The best gifts don't cost money

Love Your Father -

TAGS: dad day gifts
Rating: 4.67/5

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Perfect Gift -

TAGS: gift blonde
Rating: 4.5/5

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JesusWept - August 17, 2015, 6:42 am
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - August 16, 2015, 10:01 pm
LOL! I know some people who would actually use this! ROTFL!!!! 5 LOL lions!